If I Were a Boy

A song by Beyonce off her 3rd album "I Am...Sasha Fierce". It is argubaly the most sexist song ever.

In Beyonce's song "If I Were a Boy", she states that only guys hurt the ones that love them, cheat, stick up for their friends when the screw around, and are never taken for granted.

by viva riolu November 19, 2011

if you know what I mean

This phrase is put at the end of a sentence to make it sound sexual.

-I like hot dogs
-My bed is broken due to the action it's been getting
-I like bananas
-someone spilled milk everywhere!
-the train is in the tunnel
-the shuttle has landed!
-let's hide in the bed

If you know what I mean!

by heymister14 August 13, 2012

if only you were lonely

An album by hawthorne heights. One of the greatest albums ive ever heard. All the songs are great! Except the song "Decembers" which sucks!

dune #1: have you heard hawthorne heights new album "if only you were lonely"?

dune #2: yeah, it totally rocks!!!!

by shaun1 September 9, 2006

if you know what i mean

The new "that's what she said."

When you say something, this just makes it sound dirty.
Say anything that you think of that is dirty... then add "if you know what i mean." This makes everything funnier.

"My math homework is so hard... if you know what i mean."
"Let's go do this right now... if you know what i mean."
"That was so quick... if you know what i mean."

by lalala36 October 8, 2009

If You See Kay

F.U.C.K. A clever way not to say fuck. From the song "If You See Kay" by The Script. See also If You Seek Amy

If you see my friend,
Doesn't matter where or when.
Tell me if you see Kay.

by Scheissemann May 18, 2009

If you seek amy

say it really fast, a couple of times.
To another person if you may, depends if your in the mood;)

all of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek amy

by stacexo April 1, 2009

If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.

Barring unforeseen circumstances.

"Do you think this Marijuanna plant is going to produce anything?"


"If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.."

by Bxdockte April 13, 2009