one forty itch

the well-known British practice of waking up at 1:40pm exactly to catch the lunchtime edition of cult soap, neighbours. see also the five thirty five grind.

- Had a productive day?
- Well... got the one forty itch, then took in a bit of doctors and murdershewrote, then... went back to bed.
- Nice. Fancy a quick drink later?
- Well, after last night...

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Itching my knee

When one masturbates

"I like itching my knee at night."

by lil.jiggle December 12, 2020

Itching your Tummy

When your masturbating; mainly in class.

What the actually guck sevie are you Itching your Tummy in class?

by Bigboi69fromthe7th March 7, 2019

Ultra Itch-stincts

When you feel itchy around your body so you transform into Ultra Itch-stincts and can predict where the itch is coming next and scratch that part of the body before the itchy sensation appears!

I'm getting itchy! I'm transforming into Ultra Itch-Stincts so i can scratch my body before i feel itchy

by Mikethunders100 May 4, 2023

6 o'clock itch

The length of pubic hair that causes an overwhelming itching sensation that can't be ignored.

Can also be caused by crabs.

"Dude, quit scratching your crotch!"

"Man I can't help it, I have serious 6 o'clock itch!"

by Foz Eh August 21, 2009

Gamers itch

The need to jerk off after long periods of gaming

After I got done playing COD I got a real bad gamers itch

by Sean1345 October 12, 2016

Curry-itch-mee

1. (noun) A perverted creature that survives on a curry based diet.
2. (noun) A creepy Indian girl.

1. Why is that curry-itch-mee looking at my mother like that...?
2. That curry-itch-mee is beginning to scare me.

by blondite December 1, 2013