a fucking homo. but you will think he's straight until you've literally been assfucked brutally on a drunken afternoon. you won't be able to sit down for the next 3 days without your insides crying for fucking help because he's such a fucking stud. what a fag
Isaac is a cross between a large alligator and a fat black woman. Sassy, gassy, and just plain o’ll nasty. You don’t want to come across him on a Taco Tuesday because you won’t make it to Wednesday. He has the looks of a orangutan and a hippo, the grace of an ostrich, and the speed of a sloth. In other words you don’t want to see him at the beach trying to tan his cheeks. You won’t make it to Sunday. Great guy!
Girl: oh godI didn’t heed your warning regarding Isaac (drops dead before Wednesday)