If your girlfriend sends you that, marry her. No questions asked.
“I love everything you do, when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do.”
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“I love everything you do, when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do.”
-Melanie Martinez
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Matthew: “Dude, how did you know!?”
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