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idealist

"An idealist is a cynic in the making." --HL Mencken
I couldn't have said it any better myself.
by Killing Kittens March 17, 2005
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iDead

n. New device from Apple that Steve Jobs must have been working on because he whispered it to his doctor.

............................
I want to get me an iDead.

That's a terrible joke. Steve Jobs was a saint.
by gnostic1 October 8, 2011
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Ideal Semen Law

The Ideal Semen Law is the equation of state of hypothetical Semen consumed by Female. It is a good approximation to the behaviour of protein in semen under a few conditions, although it has several limitations.

Limitations :

1) The semen has to be consumed by Female.
2) The semen has to be consumed through orally
3) The semen has to be fresh(no older than 2days)

When the fresh semen is consumed by a female through orally, the nutritions in semen is extracted by digesting it. The nutrition contains protein. The protein is one of the major ingrediants for the female breasts(approx 5%). Thus, a female consuming semen will stimulate the growth of the breasts .
Equation of Ideal Semen Law
((S+20)^1/2)/(50)^1/3=B

S = Semen(L)
B = Breast(cm3)

* It is IDEAL LAW, so it is not likely to be true all the time.*
by DespairNo October 21, 2009
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Champagne Idealist

An artist or actor who always use the same crap about peace, love, ecology etc.in songs or movies to make conscience, but doesn't practices what he preaches. He has a rich lifestyle, divorced many times, and consumes products and services without thinking in global warming like everyone else.
I'm sick of people who thinks John Lennon is an inspiration, he got rich selling records like every artist and had a shit personal life. He was just a Champagne Idealist who brainwashed the people with the "peace and love I'll save the world" shit.
by Alan HerIb September 8, 2007
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Ideal Blowjob Height

When a girl is about as tall as the waist of a guy. The height of both people is thus ideal for blow jobs.
Person A: My girlfriend is so small, she has the ideal blowjob height!
Person B: Sweet! I always wanted a girl with a ibjh
by PCFF April 14, 2011
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iDead

iDead now, get it?
by AppleiAnon October 6, 2011
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Ideating

The process of meditating and thinking of new ideas.
Leave me alone, I'm ideating.
by Jeffrey Roets October 1, 2007
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