hemoy

1. "happy emo"
2. Someone who is somewhat emo but is way hyper and happy most of the time.

"He is a hemoy. He never acts emo but he does dress it."

by Starbucks Queen January 27, 2009

Hemopascal

A unit of blood pressure equal to one pascal

Hemo- pertaining to blood
Pascal- Basic unit of pressure

People who don't watch their sodium intake are at risk for a high hemopascal count.

by animegroupie November 18, 2009

hemorrhoid hounder

A male homosexual.

"Look at that queer, he is such a hemorrhoid hounder"

by marcusgg December 15, 2009

Hemorlube

Verb: Prior to performing anal sex with a partner (male or female), one agitates the hemorrhoids surrounding the anus so as to cause the area to become lubricated.

I ran out of KY so when she agreed to anal I had to hemorlube

her ass!

by c-budo August 14, 2010

Hemonics

A language related to ebonics, but spoken only by nonblack homosexuals.

Because I don't know Hemonics, I couldn't understand the homosexual when he gave me a toothy grin.

by Jack Daniels 2011 December 15, 2011

hemoloch

The act of sucking a hickey on a hemeroid.

Dude that chick tossed my salad so hard last night she gave me a hemoloch!

by dgstreet July 31, 2012

Hemorrhagism

When blood is present in your ejaculate.

I banged this girl so hard last night I hemorrhagismed all over her face.

by Tomahawk_Tipton November 10, 2012