honered

Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.

I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!

honered by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017

homorrhoids 

painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men

Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.

homorrhoids by flyingdog March 31, 2008

honorary pseudo-award 

An award that is begrudgingly bestowed on someone, often a narcissistic celebrity, who does not necessarily deserve recognition but who feels entitled to it and oftentimes has even requested it.

Let’s just give that sadly insecure and hyperlexical Dr Bunnygirl her honorary pseudo-award now that she’s hit 600 UD entries; she’s been bugging us to give her this fucking thing ever since she hit 500 and thought some magic white rabbit was going to jump out of a hat on her smartphone and acknowledge her prodigious “genius.”

honorary pseudo-award by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Honour 

A rare name for a rare type of human. Extremely adventurous, somewhat hyper, and undeniably good-looking, Honours aren't for everyone. Some may find them to be a bit much, but others think they're simply wonderful.

Honour is pretty cool

Honour by Oakbirchpine June 22, 2017

Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations 

Whenever Boris Johnson says literally anything

Nobody:
Boris Johnson: Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations

Right honourable gentleman oughtahblahtahputahponlyputahptaxesoninhertianceanpensionsofcorporations by ♥🗺☠ January 22, 2021

FYE Honors 

First (and last) Year Engineering Honors

This is Purdue fucking University's honors engineering program for first year students designed for inducing suicide.

While naive incoming freshman to the program are expecting a warm and enlightening staff and coursework, they are instead met with three classes fucked into submission of one class, along with staff who thrive off of the student's blood, sweat and tears.

Every week the students take it in the ass with PPM homework problems, physics no-one understands and programming assignments that make absolutely no fucking sense.

On any weekend...

Yo wanna hit some house parties?

I wish man, I'm in FYE Honors...I'll let you know in about four years

FYE Honors by Biig Tiimmy September 26, 2018

hoforganist 

sex., north mall,

hey let’s go hoforganist

another meaning for

“hey let’s go north mall”

which means

“sex?”

hoforganist by sex, north mall January 16, 2021