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hoking

The art of taking an absolutely ridiculously massive toke from someone else's joint after asking someone for a hit. Done so the person hoking gets as much weed as possible.
Dude #1: 'Hey man can I have a toke of your Joint?'

Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'

*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*

Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'
by Chucklefuck May 1, 2016
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Cliff Hucking

Cliff hucking, not to be confused with cliff fucking, is the act of jumping off a cliff, drop, or ridge. Cliff hucking is most commonly associated with skiing and snowboarding, but is also sometimes associated with mountain biking. Cliff hucking is a good way to get the adrenaline going and can be dangerous if done incorrectly.
Ski bum 1: Dude, that cliff hucking we did yesterday was totally awesome!

Ski bum 2: Yeah man! That big one must of been at least 40 ft!
by FuckItHuckIt November 27, 2012
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Hooking

When a someone sticks their foot in between another persons legs and drags them towards them self
Tim hooked my girlfriend last night so I beat the shit out of him when I found out he was hooking her
by Hooking May 29, 2014
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hooking up

According to Moe's laws of physics, "hooking up" is the act of having a conversation with the opposite sex.
Moe: Hi.
Anna: Hello.
Moe: Hey guys, i hooked up with Anna today.
by pimp October 6, 2004
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social hacking

The use of social engineering to gain access to a place or event where you have no business being.
1. Roy wasn't invited to the party but he knew some people there and used social hacking on the bouncer to get in.

2. Frank Abagnale Jr. in Catch Me If You Can escaping his duties as a doctor by making the interns seem incompetent.

3. Joe asked his Dad if he could stay out late, and was refused and went to his Mom and asked her mentioning that Dad had already said it was okay. Joe had been out of the house for two hours before his parents realized they were victims of social hacking.
by Matt Snowball December 9, 2008
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hacking

According to the average person born in the 21st century; stealing a person's phone or other personal electronic device and uploading to their social media.
Facebook User A: "I'm gay"

Facebook User A: Sorry guys, my friend was "hacking" (took my phone and uploaded this status to) my Facebook.
by cardinalbathtowel June 19, 2016
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national hooking up day

May 2 is nation hooking up day. Boys and girls men and woman were gonna have fun today
Hey is national hooking up day down to hu?
by lil dequavis April 7, 2019
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