hobbit

you call someone a hobbit...when they are always quiet and it is like dating a moss coverd rock

My ex boyfriend was a mutant hobbit

by bob hastle February 20, 2005

Hobbit

A small boy by the name of Jacob who is a Housekeeper. Jacob, the Housekeeper, has small little hobbit feet and is also known as a W.O.W. Fag.

Also known as the Hobbizle. The hobbinator. The Hobbinizleator!

Man, Hobbit, quit playing WOW, you fag!

by EP_SWAT October 1, 2007

hobit

a hobit is samll.it will eat your anus if oyur not careful

a hobit is oyur daddy.

by jared podolske February 18, 2003

hobbit

a very short person, whose really loud, in love with a person that starts with a k, is not allowed to have caffine, is in love with house and "house", bowls... really bad=D and is annoying to some people...(tood and carl and paul. etc.)

sam is a hobbit!

by Samantha Randazzo January 19, 2009

Hobitch

a sexy orgasmic bitch who only wants sex from you.

Girl: Have Sex with me motherfucker!!!
Man: Screw you, horny HOBITCH!!!!!!!
Also see bitch

by BadAssMoFoe March 7, 2009

hobbiting

Using petroleum jelly to stick hair to the top of your feet for sexual purposes.

A milder, and foot centric, form of the Savsquatch or sexsquatch, which both cover the entire body.

I mailed Savana some of my shaved off body hair. She used a layer of pertroleum jelly to stick it to her feet for sex stuff. You know she's crazy into hobbiting.

by Juarez.Gaines October 21, 2011

the hobbit

the worst book in the world. lord of the rings is a sequel. you might have to read it in 7th or 8th grade for summer reading or just during school. its more of a boys book. and it was made into a play (worst play ever).

Girl 1: hey did you like our summer reading book, the hobbit?
Girl 2: Nah, it wasn't very good and its more of a boys book.
Girl 1: yeah that's true.

by theaterchickie August 22, 2009