Heineken

A dutch beer.
Doesn't make you drunk but makes you piss ass hell!
Taste like monkeypiss and pepper!

What would you like to have sir?
-euh...a Bacardi,..NO wait a Heineken! I still need to drive...

by Italiano1207 August 2, 2007

heinemann

A very creepy man, stares at little children with pleasure and teaches a shitty Chemistry class. Usually drives a white van and has a plain goatee. Somehow married to a woman that’s obviously younger than him

That Heinemann keeps staring at my kids

by fukniglets September 13, 2017

heimerdinger

A league of legends character added back in 2009 as one of the original champions

Heimerdinger really carried that game

by nutellachan September 29, 2021

pull a Heisenberg

1.) to first lick someones rectum, then sniff your own balls and finally look for someone to french kiss with.

2.) inter-species transmission of anal and penile bacteria via saliva.

John: If you don't do it, I'll get my dog to pull a Heisenberg on you!

Jane: Okay, okay, I'll do it!

by kay_ January 31, 2007

Heifer Dust

The dust that accumulates on, and around an old, fat, virgins vagina due to lack of use.

I was so desperate that I almost slept with this old fat chick, but then I saw how much heifer dust she had.

by JimmyElrah November 13, 2011

Heifer

Alexa Renich-Malek

Hey my boy moses is dating a heifer

by Young Mole 01 May 2, 2018

Heifer

heifers are basically baby cows, but in slang, it's like saying "ok, boomer" but for humans that are younger or minors.

6th grader: so what? im in middle-school, i can date!
8th grader: ok, heifer.

by xaruh_ March 13, 2020