hebrew hammer

another word for a penis

Look at Jacob's huge hebrew hammer!!!

by Jacob M. October 9, 2006

Habersham County

Habersham is a small place of about 44,000 people. Common past times include smoking meth, having sex with close family members, driving extra large pickups to make up for extra small penises, and growing old and realizing that all you've provided the world is a series of Republican votes. Habersham is also known for its lovely police department who managed to throw a flash-bang into a baby's playpen during a... meth raid. They may not have caught the perp, but at least they severely disfigured an innocent child in the process. If taking a road trip, one should avoid driving through Habersham at all costs as the local backwoods inbreds can not comprehend the minute complexities of operating their pickup trucks and will tailgate and cut you off from one side of the county to the other. The wildlife native to the county is gorgeous... too bad the infestation of hunters kill most of it, so you probably won't witness any. I highly advise anyone to reconsider travel plans.

The GPS is trying to take us through Habersham County. Let's be safe and take the hour detour around it.

by PappaBless69 January 5, 2019

Hebe

A feeling you want to explain but you can't because chebe

Are you hebe?
I think this is hebe.

by cateshwari December 24, 2019

haberdashery

Supposed to be a place where men accessories are, but is used in such a way:

"I want to touch your haberdashery."
Makes absolutley no sense, but it depends on how dirty your mind is.

"I want to touch your haberdashery."

by Emi-Panda August 8, 2009

haberdashery

Blantant bullshit. To go about and a decietful manner.

Did you see that haberdashery?

by eltruT December 28, 2005

hebe

A derogitory word for a person of jewish heritage. If a christian calls a Jewish person a hebe or kike, they are a hypocrit because Jesus Christ was jewish and half of the the christian bible is about jewish people

1: What a hebe he picked up a penny.
2: Uh, hes fuckin homeless bro and remember christ was jewish so the hebes are cool.

by (I'd rather be anonymous because im pissing off many hypocrits) July 5, 2006

Hebrew Teacher

A living joke, i flick off my Hebrew Teahcer, curse at her and yell fuck and stuff, and she doesn't notice. Hebrew teachers are not teachers, they are just Israelis the school hires for cheap.

Dr. Lurya: when you have a question, you must raise your finger
Me: ok you dumb fucking hebrew teacher *flicks her off*
Dr. Lurya: yes what is your question?

by foober sooob November 13, 2007