granny hangers

The large stores of fat on the underside of the upper arms of older women. They normally make clothing ill-fitting and spill out of short sleeves. The common euphemism used by overweight women in denial is "butterfly wings." Considering their bulk, those wings will never fly.

Dude #1: Did you see that heifer shaking it at Matt's party last week?

Dude #2; Yeah, when she raised her arms she couldn't hide her granny hangers.

by DoinkBoy March 15, 2014

house hawker

The act of selling ones house, on their own, without the help of a professional agent

Become a house hawker when you learn to and go through the process of selling your home on your own, no professional agent needed!

by HouseHawkers July 16, 2014

nipple hangers

The nipples get hard and protrude out so they can be used to hang garments off.

Cass was sucking Alison's nipples so hard that when Tony and Mec walked in they hung their jackets on her nipple hangers.

by muffmeister October 16, 2015

Grape Hanger

The testicles and or scrotum of a grown man.

God damn it Brenda! Your busting my grape Hangers.

by Philipo November 24, 2016

tank hanger

To describe when a woman wakes in the morning with one breast exposed outside a tank top.

Realized I had a tank hanger after I hit the alarm this morning

by Manofisle May 30, 2018

Wall hanger

Weapon that looks cool but is basically useless

-Hey, look at that sword, isn't it looks badass?
-Yeah, maybe, but quality of it is bad, this is just wall hanger

by BestialWarMönke August 15, 2021

banger hanger

A bra.

Look at the size of her tits . She needs an industrial strength banger hanger.

by Betty bopper February 20, 2022