hanging a wreath

the act of fellatio provided by a man (or woman) with a full mustache and goatee to another man's penis, such that the hair surrounding the mouth forms a ring around the shaft.

'Twas the season to be giving, so Earl planned on hanging a wreath for Haley Jake; Haley Jake responded in kind.

by vingt20 June 17, 2011

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Handi-capsed

(adj) used to describe someone that always forgets to turn their caps lock off when they're done using it, resulting in entire clauses of accidental capitalization.

Dana: hey dude, I'm not feeling so well
Cal: THAT SUCKS :(
Dana: lol somebody's handi-capsed

by Janena September 4, 2013

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handicrapping

Handicrapping is when you use the handicap stall instead of the tiny regular one.

I used the handicap stall to take dump. Why would I use that claustrophobic little space when I could go handicrapping.

by Mr. Cranky December 31, 2013

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Handicrap

The act of pushing the handicap exit button to slowly open a public restroom door, ensuring the door pauses at its widest, while someone is taking a crap in a stall.

I just handicrapped John from HR as he dropped a steamer, at least three people walked by before the door closed.

by NJporkroll January 9, 2017

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