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handicapped It

To have sex in a vacant handicap bathroom.
Yesterday Sarah and I went to the new Bond movie. It sucked, so half way threw we handicapped it.
by Win Lo Wong January 30, 2009
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Spit Handie

When spit is used as a lubricant to improve the quality of a hand job.
At first I wasn't feeling the love, but that dirty slut upgraded it to a spit handy
by mowen January 19, 2005
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Q: Why do taxes keep going up?
A: We have to pay for the programs to help support the Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimos.
by shrektrician May 21, 2011
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hanadi ayoub

Middle Eastern lesbian made famous for her role in a 2006 adult film. Hanadi Ayoub tongued her way through hundreds of beavers in the film which lasted a staggering 132 minutes.
Hanadi Ayoub, famous Arab lesbain adult entertainer.
by Ahmed Fuljazi June 10, 2007
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Handicapped clams

Expression to shortly call high ranked video game females who happen to be chinese.
@ing someone on Discord or other social media: HANDICAPPED CLAMS
by Leazhito August 13, 2020
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Handie Down

When your girlfriend's older sister gives u a hand job.
..."I was at Julie's last night and got a handie down from Rebecca..."
by Ron VaShon August 25, 2020
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Handisexual

People who only wanna date themselves shall be called Handisexual
Guy #1: Dude what's your gender Identity?
Guy #2: Handisexual
Guy #1: Dafuq???
Guy #2: That's what you become when neither dudes nor chicks wanna do u and u realise that only u can tolerate yourself enough to date u
by phuck y0u December 7, 2021
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