one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

weak handed stranger

when your girlfriend / wife sits on her hand until it falls asleep then strokes you off.

i wanted sex last night but my wife was too tired so she gave me a weak handed stranger instead

by coma061 January 21, 2009

Left handed person

A person who is left handed uses their left hand instead of the right and probably is homosexual (Gay).

Left handed Nigga: uses left hand
Left handed Nigga=GAY
Left handed person is BIG GAY

by Mark benighton January 16, 2020

left handed

Left handed is old school terminology for homosexuality.

Elton John is left handed.

by Ronnie R January 13, 2008

Three-Handed Grope

A girl with massive tits, so big you need a buddy to grab one with three hands

"Holy Shit look at her tits!"
"Jesus lets three-handed grope that bitch"
"Fuck yeah"

by bootysnacka May 15, 2009

Grandma Handed

The act of shaking someone's hand with a very loose grip. Can also refer to picking up an object with a loose grip or reaching out both arms and running towards someone with arms outstretched, hands dangling in front.

John: Damn, Jack totally grandma handed that apple.

by Ruffstough October 16, 2009

short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort

person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2012