SAD HANDJOB

A sex act where the only lubrication is the tears of the person preforming the handjob.

Bill was regulated to sad handjobs after his girlfriend broke up with him.

by Poohbear of claws October 31, 2018

yuri handjobs

Yuri is Japanese porn consisting of two women, and a handjob is a girl jacking off a guy. So it basically doesn't make any sense combining the two words together.

Person 1: Yuri Handjobs
Person2: Shut the fuck up you aren't funny

by CroMaLaka May 01, 2023

Chicago Handjob

On a windy day drop your pants get an erection and either jackoff or get a handjob

"Dude it was so windy yesterday my girlfriend finally decided to give me a Chicago Handjob"

by Lavander Goons May 14, 2009

Canadian Handjob

Recieving a reach a round during a hand job and recieving two fingers into the anus while wearing a denim jacket in the small spoon position.

"Andrew got a Canadian Handjob from that one chick he met at the bar, he said he really liked it.

by Josh June 19, 2006

Virginia Handjob

The act of masturbating while making out. Commonly practiced when when one's partner is horrible at giving a handjob or blowjob. Note that one "gives" a Virginia Handjob to them self.

Danny: "Dude Katie broke my achy breaky heart last night *cries*"
Joe: "thats rough why?"
Danny: "I asked if i could just give myself a Virginia Handjob instead of of her jerking me off and then she said no and broke up with me cuz im such a gay pretty boy"
Joe: "yeah i know she actually just digged me for my french exchange student persona"
Danny: "god damnit joe youre just so much better than me at life"
Bob: "Tapawingo is the worst golf course in the world"
Rook: "Merr!"

by Joe G-Unit$$$ March 31, 2008

Clonakilty Handjob

To dry your hands on your trousers after washing them in a public bathroom because the towel is dirty/wet/nonexistant

I was at a nite club and after going to the bathroom, i washed my hands only to discover that there was no towel there. I had no option but to have a Clonakilty Handjob.

by Niall Collins February 21, 2008

Handjob Higgins

A slut who goes to parties and "pleasures" all of the opposite sex... or same. Kinda fat ugly chick that no one really respects anymore, and more than likely has an STD.

"Hey, that party's gonna be really fun tonight."
"Yeah, I hear Handjob Higgins will be there."

by zippyshmit March 02, 2009