Håkon

Håkon is a short person who wears glases.
And he is gay and watches songebob porn.
He likes squidward fucking Patrik the most.

Watch out it's a Håkon

by Notfakedude December 11, 2018

Håkon

Man who buys items on installment

Guy at restaurant: Can I buy this ramen on installment?

Chef: Nani?! Are you a Håkon or something?

by Spanjakk December 12, 2018

Hamborita

Hamborita is a guy that is really depressed and wants to be left alone all the time. He doesn't wanna share, he doesn't want to do anything that doesn't benefit him...

Person 1: Dude you wanna hang out at my place tonight and play some random games I haven't played in a while???
Person 2: Dude you wanna fuck off???
Person 1: You're being a hamborita again...

by MrCoopeyMan December 16, 2018

hakmon

A known hacker/cracker who thinks hi is better than everyone

Hakmon with hearts kaf

by Lil vegas December 30, 2018

Hacko

The last name of a vastly different family. Originated from the Scottish way back when and had been called Hack, but in translation it turned to Hacko. Nowa days the last name is scattered around the United States but you won't find many of them at all. Most Hackos are smart, expecially with technology.

Hey Hacko! Come here and help me with this.

by Mexxican Trump June 13, 2019

halkon

Halkon or Hal is a great name for a guy who is sweet, kind and caring. He will always be there when you need him and can be a great friend or boyfriend. He is very funny, athletic, helpful and happy.

Halkon is a name a person should be very lucky to have

by SexySun June 20, 2019

Hamgolfer

Military veteran that persuades co-workers to play golf weekly no matter the costs or bet on table.

That guy is a real hamgolfer. He keeps talking about his game from yesterday and when his next tee time is.

by Bman619 July 31, 2019