Hoofer

Smoke shtick, Maker of clouds, Notorious for nicotine, bringer of the buzz, everybody ages 14-17 has or has had one

Mark: Aye bro I’m fiending real fucking hard
Trae: Don’t worry bro I GOT YA

Mark: You got a Hoofer bruh?!
Trae: Yessir! Only the best nicotine for you

by TMan69 March 9, 2020

hoofin

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HOOFIN MEANS???

NAHHH U HOOFINNNNN

sarah: she not even that pretty

brandon: nahh u hoofin

by akhoofer December 31, 2020

Hoofty Doofty

When your wound up, annoyed, pissed of etc…

Calcium 1. Shut up!
Calcium 2. What…
Calcium 1. No just shut up
Calcium 2. *whispers all right no need to get hoofty doofty

by hydrated_calcium July 4, 2021

hoofcgds

hoofcgds is a charli d’amelio fanpage on tiktok! she has a big following rank and is super kind to others, and aesthetic.

“hey i’m hoofcgds!” “what?” “that means i’m kind and aesthetic”

by justgaily October 2, 2021

hoofwanking thundercunt

Complete and utter fool of the highest order used to describe a moron

Whoever thought tony Blair deserves a knighthood is a hoofwanking thundercunt

by Fapkins January 1, 2022

Hoofnargle

To devour greedily with no regard for manners

Watch out or Michael is going to hoofnargle all of those biscuits

by captain_feathersword January 4, 2022

Hoofa

An exclamation or reaction to something overwhelming.

Hoofa! That was a lot of food.

“Did you hear about Mike getting shot in the asshole”, “ Hoofa! Yikes! No! IN the asshole?”

by Nazuma June 24, 2022