holy royalty

issa fatima paniaguua shes a future model and rapper but atm shes at bay city #savefatima :(

omg is that holy royalty?!
omg yes lets ask for a autograph

by Annnnnnnooooooooonimous2020000 November 15, 2018

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Holy smacks

The G-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual "Holy Shit" moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.

"Holy Smacks mom, I'm 25!"

or

"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"

Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"

by That's some bad hat harry May 14, 2011

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Holy Lube

To mix holy water with any lubricant

As jimmy walked into church, he remembered he had his Holy Lube in his backpack and headed straight to the bathroom for an early morning Church Jerk.

by Budwudder March 7, 2015

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A Holy five is when you perform an action so awesome, God himself has to give you a high five for it. A holy five also makes the earth shake, and in the most purely awesome cases, angels will begin to sing. It is said that when Chuck Norris appeared, he was awarded one single holy five thus creating the Chuck Norris we all know today. Holy fives rarely occur, but are the reason for most earthquakes in modern times.

#1: I just got really high, had a threesome, played my best game of CoD yet, while I was sitting on a chair made of money. All at the same time!
#2: Awesome bro!
*God's hand appears out of nowhere and gives #1 a highfive*
#1: What the awesome hell just happened?
#2: Holy five bro! But why is the earth shaking?

by Ultra-Nerd x September 10, 2012

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