Love holsters

The excess fat of an obese person that is used as handholds when mounting for doggy style. Most Love holsters, are found on or near the hips and or the back.

Dude I couldn't get up on her from the front, so I used her love holsters to pull my self up to her pooter.

by Stiffie95 July 10, 2010

cock holster

Mouth. Used to tell someone to shut up (in about the worst way you can).

Shut your fucking cock holster.

by Ed Anger February 23, 2003

Holt

You can't even call Holt a town.
It has 2 gas station, camo EVERYWHERE you turn your head .

"Wow all I see is 2 gas stations "
"Yes, were in Holt"

by ChandlerMIZNOUNT November 7, 2009

Holt

Holt: A type of female that is mostly just friends with cats. These types of females have an addiction that causes them to immediately switch into shorts or pajamas when entering a home. Another side effect from being a Holt is jumping into bed after work and doing nothing. These types of females favorite thing in the world is to do nothing and be in bed while doing it, with their cats. They have a temperamental side of attacking if they don't get the washer and dryers that they have imprinted with. These types of women are usually native to the Milwaukee, WI area and hang around the West Allis area during the day, then migrate to Menomonee Falls or downtown MKE at nighttime.

1) OMG! Get out of here, that Holt has a stinky Brussel Sprout turbo gun aimed for the Office!!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!!
2) Your as lazy as a Holt on a hammock!

by BThe Man ThThe Man Who Is Smar September 9, 2020

Holitard

One ignorant to the presence of a holiday.

Awesome Koo: Hey, read the second post of that thread.
Fail'd nab: Wtf?? lmao.
Awesome Koo: What? What are you lol'in at?
Fail'd nab: That post....
Awesome Koo: Why? Is it because he's typing...like that?
Awesome Koo: It was National Speak Like a Pirate Day
Awesome Koo: You holitard.

by Awesome Koo September 20, 2009

hoate

N. location, upon returning to which a traveller experiences mixed feelings of familiarity, comfort, belongings, seething resentment and scalding black bleed-your-eyes-out venom,

I think I'm finally back hoate.

by JAkub K. July 16, 2017

Gun-holster

Boxer shorts. (See also Gun).

The term is sometimes mistakenly used to describe a vagina.

"I can't stand up yet man, I've got a loaded weapon in my Gun-holster"

"I need to go to Primark to buy a Gun-holster"

"No you dick, that's not a Gun-holster, that's a quim"

by absolutejw January 23, 2010