BP hide-n-seek

When 75% of something mysteriously disappears.

Jill's lemonade is playing BP hide-n-seek! My guess is that roughly 25% has absorbed into the cup, 10% has killed the surrounding wild life, and the remaining 40% has ruined the tourism economy.

by D-Feld August 6, 2010

Log N' Hide

Similar in concept to the Shout N' Run but in this case the person logs on and right away procededs to ignore any incoming messages to turn on their away message and dissapear into the void.

Phylor 12: *logs on*
Sega Slayer: Hey, Phylor! I have to tell you something important! Its a good thing you signed on!
Auto Reply from Phylor 12: I'm away from my computer right now...
Sega Slayer: WHAT!? No you aren't! You just signed on! I know you have to be there to sign on!
Sega Slayer: Phylor! I'm not fucking stupid! Do you really think I'm falling for this!?
Phylor 12: (three days later) Oh, hi...

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Stoner Hide & Seek

When a person gets quite blazed and hides their goodies after use, then when they want to smoke again later, they have to seek their forgotten (hidden) belongings.

Colin: Gabby I dont want to get you sick, pass me my bowl.
Gabby: Where is it?
Colin: Its in the bag.
Gabby: No it's not...looks like its time to play Stoner Hide & Seek!
Colin: *sighs* COME OUT COME WHERE EVERRRRRRRRR YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEE

by BLAZEMASTERC420 May 2, 2011

old hide

A Midwest definition for a middle-aged or older woman

We went to the club last night but there was nothing there but a bunch of old hides.

by Son of a sailor January 7, 2016

where to hide the body

probably on the second page of google, or bing.

Murderer: "Dude, where to hide the body?"
Person: "probably on the second page of google, or bing."

by Salter0 April 14, 2017

why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself

Used generally as a method of dismissal.

Sally: "Hey 'sup dude what you up to?"
Bob: "Sally, Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?"

by 12ed-13lue January 28, 2007

Beef Hide

An excessively dangly, thick, meaty foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.

Roger's boyfriend loves his beef hide. The excess allows them to shnoodle and requires no stretching.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015