A guy of Italian American decent puts tons of shit in his hair and acts like a complete douche. Usually surrounded by other douchey guidos who continuously pick on non-guido people. Many of them are also wiggers. Actually it’s all of them.
Known to be men who are only focused of getting laid by the skankiest fugly bitch-made-whore in the entire club. Also speculated to have every known STD in the world.
Perfect example is the Youtube video My New Haircut, however they left out the part where they gang rape/date rape any girl fuckin dumb/drunk enough to have no absolutely no idea who currently is fuckin em in the ass. The video also left tout the part where they talk a lot of shit and try to act like they are from the streets, any one my reference to them being wiggers, even though they all mostly live with their mothers in Staten Island (pussy lil bitch made ass pirate cunt bag monkey fucking shit land capital of the world by the way).
Known to be men who are only focused of getting laid by the skankiest fugly bitch-made-whore in the entire club. Also speculated to have every known STD in the world.
Perfect example is the Youtube video My New Haircut, however they left out the part where they gang rape/date rape any girl fuckin dumb/drunk enough to have no absolutely no idea who currently is fuckin em in the ass. The video also left tout the part where they talk a lot of shit and try to act like they are from the streets, any one my reference to them being wiggers, even though they all mostly live with their mothers in Staten Island (pussy lil bitch made ass pirate cunt bag monkey fucking shit land capital of the world by the way).
Jack: Dude did you see that guido get his ass beat by that guy.
John: no what happened?
Jack: The fucking Guido started talking shit to him and the guy laid his lil bitch guido ass out.
John: Shit man you kidding me!
Jack: Fuck no im not he’s completely knocked out and his boys who were talking shit too didn’t help his ass out.
John: Shit man im buying that mutha fucka a drink.
John: no what happened?
Jack: The fucking Guido started talking shit to him and the guy laid his lil bitch guido ass out.
John: Shit man you kidding me!
Jack: Fuck no im not he’s completely knocked out and his boys who were talking shit too didn’t help his ass out.
John: Shit man im buying that mutha fucka a drink.
by McSYCO January 9, 2008
Get the guido mug.A mystical human-like creature with magical abilities because somehow, even though talking like an idiot, dressing like a girl or retard, sporting a ridiculous hair-cut and acting like a mobster when actually being from a wealthy suburban area, he will still get laid.
by Laevsky March 13, 2008
Get the Guido mug.A game you do not want to play.
A game where 2 races exists(noobs and pros).
A game full of singaporeans who constantly spams with the word "la", "lar" or "liao".
A game where 2 races exists(noobs and pros).
A game full of singaporeans who constantly spams with the word "la", "lar" or "liao".
Don't play Gunbound.
by Psycho June 22, 2004
Get the Gunbound mug.Jamison, "Dude you gonna ask Harmony out this summer?"
Nuñez, "She used to be fine, but shit no! You see the size of her gunboat?
Nuñez, "She used to be fine, but shit no! You see the size of her gunboat?
by ProliferateSchultz November 12, 2006
Get the gunboat mug.A Myspace.Com based television show starring 2 juiceheads , Danny Casanova and Gianni Orioli with coverage about steroids, what kind of hair gel you need to use what gym to go to and hot clubs. also a featured top 10 list , and girls from the neighborhood that you shouldn't fuck. Guido tv is widely watched and has become a household name like myspace childhood star Gino the Ginny. Everybody loves a guido, especially one that has been shooting steroids in his ass and tanning until his insides are cooked and enough hair gel to hold a house together. Most known catch phrases a lil bit, and badda boom badda bing badda buffalo wing. They also terrorize Frankie the Fish in the first episode.
Yo did you see guido tv? There was a juicehead from Howard Beach that lost 2 inches in his arms from catching that flu, but don't worry said danny casanova, and Gianni Orioli because the howard beach street pharmacy team is to the rescue.
by The Street Team July 3, 2006
Get the Guido TV mug.Ok Folks, there are 2 SD Gundams.
1. Excellent parody of the Mobile Suit Gundam series. Has some hilarous moments, espically if your into Gundam.
2. The new,uber crappy series that was shown on CN awhile ago. Total disgrace to the gundam series. Its unfunny, the action is slow, and the gundams look so stupid.
1. Excellent parody of the Mobile Suit Gundam series. Has some hilarous moments, espically if your into Gundam.
2. The new,uber crappy series that was shown on CN awhile ago. Total disgrace to the gundam series. Its unfunny, the action is slow, and the gundams look so stupid.
by Metal Head June 25, 2004
Get the SD Gundam mug.Italian/italian wanna-be that flaunts his money even though he only makes $25,000 a year working construction, selling mortages, club promoting, and/or drug-steriod selling. Worse then nigger rich.
by Nero Armani May 17, 2006
Get the guido rich mug.