gundling

a large poop or shit that is relatively short and fat in length and width

"AWWW!!!, why is there a gundling on the carpet!"

"damn, thts a gundling alright"

by dorsalfinn782 April 8, 2009

grundle scum

the crusty and flaky substance that forms between a persons ball sack and butt hole. The substance often secretes a foul smelling odor. In some cultures it is a symbol of dominance for a male to force a female to eat the scum off of the male. This has also become a popular act in College dorms throughout the United States.

Hey fuck face, every time you sit on the couch naked you leave a pile of grundle scum.

by XPC-Sacramento November 7, 2010

Grundle Boy

Any person who looks like the sloth from ice age and looks like he has a taint for a chin is a Grundle Boy.

Yo that kid over there, thats grundle boy.

by ctboy32 July 1, 2011

Grundleplith

A grundleplith is the foreskin that has been recently removed and set out to dry on the lab table from a circumcision. One may act as if they are a grundleplith by being a complete douche and shitting on everyone's day.

Justin Bieber was nominated as Grundleplith of the Year 3 years in a row.

by Guy Ledouche August 31, 2013

Gamer Grundle Tap

Masturbating with a Playstation controller vibrating against your grundle.

Fendley was performing the gamer grundle tap wile playing Spider Man 3. OHHHHH! TOBY MAGUIRE!!!!!

by TPF COUGAR HUNTER December 31, 2007

dirty grundler

A Dirty Grundler is a certain kind of storyteller, known for telling tall tales and spreading false facts with a deadpan, straight-faced delivery, indistinguishable from if they had been completely serious and in earnest. A Dirty Grundler isn't a liar, per se - they aren't attempting to deceive anybody, just entertain.

A: Ray told me this is the longest saltwater river in North America!
B: Dude, Ray's a Dirty Grundler, there are no saltwater rivers in North America.

by Lagarto Del Mar January 2, 2019

gundersun

Small lint ball like object found either in the pubic region of a woman or stuck to the clammy, sticky lips of her vagina.

Your mother must have had a hundred gundersuns stuck to her clam hole.

by Ada Gundersun August 30, 2003