Groinch

to groinch — For shorts, pants, or underwear to slowly ride up into the groin and cause discomfort.

“If I wear these again, they’re definitely going to Groinch me”

“These shorts were Groinching me during PE”

by Alan Lexington November 27, 2025

GLOINT

To have "IT". Meaning anything abstract or out of the ordinary,or simply referring to anything else.

"Could you hand me my "GLOINT"? I think I left it on the "GLOINT" by the "GLOINT" in the "GLOINT".

by GLOINT goggins December 18, 2025

Sandy Groin

Sand that you find in your skivies and in your cracks after you were sex on the beach.

No, I don't remember her name or the beach but you wouldn't beleive the 'sandy groin' I got, it bleeding.

by I done it dave May 30, 2008

pump groin

Male masturbating

Male 1: Are you gonna bang tonight?
Male 2: Nah, she isn't feelin' it, so I'll just pump groin.

by Ayami May 6, 2018

Kevin Groinin

CFO of the only foreign bank worth working for. Japanese Bank headquartered in Nigeria

Kevin Groinin really knows his way around transfer pricing...I heard he did it with an intern once

by Mufgeefugger1 February 9, 2021

giving groin

The act of intercourse.

He’s giving groin tonight. That’s why there is a sock on the door.

by Channers&Bex January 18, 2024

Join Groins and Bang

The act of joining groins with another individual and having sexual intercourse (copulation)

Hey Anna, do you wanna join groins and bang after our lecture?

by magical groin banging December 7, 2024