Texas Gift Basket

When two sexual partners are engaged in analingus and the partner who is having their salad tossed farts in the tosser's mouth

"Halfway through having my asshole eaten out, I gave Ellen a Texas Gift Basket."

by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Grafton

A small village in the Mascoma Valley of New Hampshire, known as the halfway point between Dartmouth College and Lake Winnipesaukee. It has recently gained attention by being a haven for members of the Free State Project, much like Keene and Manchester.

According to the article "The Koch Empire and Americans for Prosperity", Grafton was specifically chosen as the first site of the "free market" NH exodus due to the fact that Koch Industries (which funds the Mercatus Center which is linked to the FSP) had recently purchased Georgia Pacific, a paper company, and needed to buy up as much forest as they could. Grafton was selected because it is 95% forest and has very little restrictions on private property ownership. The corporations bought up over $1 million worth of property in Grafton using secretive means, unfortunately, the behaviors of several free staters living in the village disrupted their plans. All of this was documented in the article "Grafton's Messy Liberation".

Grafton, New Hampshire is a small village with a large controversy.

by 603explorer March 21, 2011

Griet

A girl who has beautiful eyes and a loving heart. She is a competitive girl who is not afraid to take a challenge. She loves to make people laugh and happy. If you have a strong relationship with her, and break it, you could break her heart.

A nickname for Margriet

Wow! She is such a beautiful Griet

by Jhohay January 20, 2017

Griffin

A Griffin is the guy that you fall for so intensely. He's the most romantic and sweet gentleman when he wants to be. Insanely handsome, especially in a suit. Griffins have the best laughs. He love sports. Can be immature but it's who he is. He is crazy talented- whether it be art, education, dance, athletics, or music. Sometimes he is a bit too prideful, or talks about himself a lot. He loooooves the attention from peers. When a Griffin loves you, he loves you with all he has.

"He's so beautiful. What a Griffin."

by unextraordinary September 12, 2017

griftware

A piece of software that is extremely expensive and still manages to provide a remarkably horrible user experience.

Altium wants how much for that piece of griftware?!

by MRiddickW October 10, 2019

Griftofascist

A portamenteu word combing the words "Grifter" - A confidence artist, combined with "Fascist" - A person who is dictatorial or has extreme right-wing views, disguised a vague grassroots populism.

Steve Bannon conned his supporters and misappropriated donations, truly the actions of a griftofascist traitor.

by bentslightly December 27, 2021

Medical Grifter

A confidence artist that is usually perceived as knowledgeable about any range of subjects merely for earning or adopting the Title of "Doctor", when in reality, they are speaking well outside of their scope of expertise. Most commonly found in; The Entertainment Industry, Politics, New Age Medicine, Chiropractic, and Publishing. Examples include: Dr. Rand Paul, Dr. Mehmet Oz, Doctor Phil, Dr. Drew Pinski.

Dr. Drew, the medical grifter, got censured by the medical board again, he was giving bad advice on television, and may lose his license.

by bentslightly December 26, 2021