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Greece, the clown capital of the world, got caught pushing immigrants into sea.
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Greebo

Yet another classification that manages to simultaneously offend, insult, and start a fight.

1) Bloke with Harley Davidson who just happens to wear leather, denim and chunky boots. Probably has long hair and a Hulk Hogan style long hair-in-bandana-tasche combo, as the groomed look isn't really practical when biking. This archaic definition of the word 'greebo' is rapidly becoming antiquated and disused. Many second-generation greebos are not aware of the derivative status of the term.

2) Very shortlived musical subculture involving undercut hair and grubby clothes, influencing a couple of contemporary bands and thousands of grungy teenagers everywhere. Coined the term moshers.

3) 'Alternative' teenagers who like baggy jeans and Nine Inch Nails. Generally aged between 10 and 16, this subculture share an affinity with goths in that they feel the need to be recognised as individuals, without realising that this aim is destroyed by the act of categorising oneself as a 'greebo'. Greebos enjoy the company of other greebos, goths and punks, and are most likely to be found skinning up outside Korn concerts or drinking vodka under bridges.

Unlike a chav, the typical greebo can form complex sentences and can understand the benefits of basic education. Unfortunately, this perception is marred by a compulsive desire to get pissed and/or stoned.
Similarly to goths, greebos must have at least one body piercing. This is most commonly the eyebrow or the ear, as they look good but do not hurt. More adventurous greebos may go with the septum or the bridge, but group opinion leaves the more adventurous modification to punk subculture.

Greebo nutrition is limited to fast food, alcohol and nicotine. Unlike a chav or a goth, a greebo will not tend to become emaciated. This is partly due to the hunger pangs caused by smoking dope, and the fact that Pot Noodles are cheaper than chips.

4) A one eyed cat of foul temperament belonging to Nanny Ogg, a character in the popular Discworld Series of novels by Terry Pratchett.

Fun facts: Shout, 'Police!' and a greebo can run faster than Kelly Holmes on crack.
'I wouldn't like to classify myself as anything, but I am proud to be a greebo!'
'I would rather be a greebo than a chav.'
by TopHatphat April 12, 2006
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Greed

The coolest character in Full Metal Alchemist, (Hagane no Reinkeinjitsushi) who is a Homunculus (resurected humans without souls). Greed is Kill by Edward Elric, the Full Metal Alchemist, in Ep 34.
"The reason that greed was imprisoned, Is because he wouldn't have sex with envy." - #Chopstick (irc.rizon.net)
by UZIKills August 2, 2004
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I think this is the first mention i heard of the word. most greebos i know/knew came out of the Dance/Punk act's of the early 90's God I feel Old
"To the Greebo's the Crusty's and the Goth'sand the Only Living Boy In New Cross"
Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine / 1992 The Love Album
The Only Living Boy In New Cross
Keef Flint/ Liam Howlett From the Prodigy, Or Mary Mary In Apollo 440.
by Marcus Gravy December 15, 2008
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Greebo

Greebo is a term that means a person who listens to heavy music and does not follow the mainstream fasion. it is a pathetic term made up by chavs as they have no better comeback when people laugh at them for their chavy nature.

If you are called a greebo, you shouldn't be offended, as;

a) theres nothing wrong with it, its who you are, your differant.

b) your not a sheep, as you don't follow the mainstream fasion and music taste, meaning your better then the snobs who call you a greebo.

c) you listen to actuall music, not some talentless douche bag talking over a drum beat about the same daym things

d) you have a personality

e) you know nicer people who are all diferant and exiting to meet

f) your girlfriends unlikely to be a slut/whore who'll cheat on you about 20 times behind your back and still have the cheek to say "i love you"

g) you know what love is and how it feels

h) its just a word.

need i go on??
greebo is a pathetic term.
by benjito666 June 21, 2007
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Greedo

n. A bounty hunter from Star Wars : Episode 4. Strange blue-green creature with antennas and big bug eyes. Obviously impoverished. Wore bright orange vest. Shot by Han Solo in a bar.
Han Solo believed Greedo was trying to take rob him. In reality, Greedo was simply too poor to afford food and was asking for something to eat.
by FeudalWarlord January 12, 2006
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Grear

Another form of great , normally a typo but has Become rather popular in the Dublin regions.
(On msn)

Sam:Hey

Joe: Hi

Sam:How are you?

Joe : Grear ,you.

Sam ditto.
by Becii August 27, 2008
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