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Goose Douche

A Goose Douche is an individual that orders Grey Goose Vodka bottle service at club due to the perception that the spirit imparts a certain level of status.
That Jersey guido thinks he's cool because he's paying $400 for a bottle of Grey Goose but most the girls in here realize that he's a Goose Douche.
Goose Douche by PLe1 March 5, 2009
Related Words

Goose bulbs 

When you light up like a Christmas tree when something that a 1D fan has done that is very bad
She's done something so bad it gives me goose bulbs.

Goose Butter 

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after a sweaty day this is considered an aroma as opposed to an odor.
As she sat down driving all day she was producing major Goose Butter
Goose Butter by Don Menna March 6, 2017

Goose mouth 

A bitch with a disgusting fowl* mouth that wants to sink all 9000 teeth into you like a stanky hoe.
That goose mouth needs to go home and take a bath in some listerine.
Goose mouth by Gagglegurl July 10, 2015

Goose Stepper 

Someone who blindly follows a political or religious movement for the sake of nationalism or imposing their views onto others. The term refers the way Nazis used to march in line with each other. A Goose Stepper is similar to a "kool-aid" drinker.
Many devout supporters of the Republican or Democratic parties are nothing more than goose steppers.
Goose Stepper by Carl Stawicki January 16, 2009

Goose Money 

When you have a super fat stack of fucking cash and don't know what to do with it
Holy shit! Did you see kyle won the mega millions? Hes got that goose money just chillin off shores now.
Goose Money by Goose--Man April 27, 2022