goobeln

To ponder in extreme depth.

Artistotle was famous to goobeln often of the workings of the world.

by Canis Write May 22, 2010

Goobernater

A person who that is a dork that will also be quick to poke fun of other people while claiming to be amazing...but the entire time is a dork.

Watch the movie the Jerk, that guy is a goobernater

by Trebeck August 24, 2010

goober tendon

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.

Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!

by Princess Falullah May 18, 2016

goober grazing

Blowjob.

Stacy was goober grazing John in his car

by Big_man_on_campus June 25, 2017

goober gazing

The act of someone watching another man's penis

That pervert sure was goober gazing us taking a piss.

by CayoYGuera July 3, 2017

Goober

Noun, (in cricket)
A dreadful, possibly game-changing mistake.

"Prior tried to suggest the ball had moved erratically in flight, but that did not spare him the harsh judgement of Michael Vaughan. “A goober,” remarked the former England captain, using a cricketing slang term for a particularly bad error." (Independent, 20th June 2014)

by Christheneck September 24, 2017

Goober

Goober is used as one of your very good friends who is lovable a goofball and possibly a funny little screwup. Being called a goober is an amazing complement.

Person 1: man, Olivia, Hailey, Taylor and Drake are some of my favorite goobers
Person 2: Yeah you can’t help but love them

by Gucci gang fooshy goober November 23, 2017