Glizzy Gobler

The glizzy gobler is an ancient beast that gobles up all the glizzys. He is big and loves to guzzle giant glizzys. Justin Beiber is the #1 glizzy gobler.

Hey Justin, what you doin?

Nothing just “chokes on glizzy.”

Justin you are definitely the #1 Glizzy Gobler

by Glizzy dog November 3, 2020

gogglehead

A fan of the Japanese manga/anime "Digimon" (Or, briefly, a fan of Joss Whedon's "Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog", until he realized that the term was already taken)

Jason had a Digimon-themed graduation party? Man, what a gogglehead.

by Agent Bumblebee October 3, 2008

bavarian goggles

During the act of 69'ing, the balls of the partner on top seat themselves on the partner on bottom's eyes, in much the same way goggles would rest on ones eyes.

Fuck rose-colored glasses, you should see how good life looks through bavarian goggles.

by Mike Lawyer November 12, 2003

Deployment Goggles

Similar to "Beer Goggles". It is the act in which military personnel flip and wear their sun glasses upside down when looking or talking about an individual, who wouldn't be considered "attractive" back home. Because of the lack of good looking military people during deployment, it would be acceptable to "Deploy Your Deployment Goggles" and say how hot the "Unattractive" person is, and it would be completely acceptable by your military friends, as long as your "Deployment Goggles" are worn when talking to the individual or when talking about them around your military friends.

"Man, if you put on your deployment goggles, that private with the long nose and the buck teeth looks bangin. Im going to go talk to her"

"Man you have low standards. I cant believe you were talking to the GM2 with the bad breath and pimples. You weren't even wearing you deployment goggles. Your sick"

by Jnewbs26 May 11, 2010

russian goggles

squatting over a girls head and placing each testacle in her eye sockets with an erection. Hense looking like "Russian Night Vision Goggles."

I gave heather the russian goggles last night.

by Dean and Bear December 9, 2003

ggogle

A new search engine for retards..., because they keep mispelling Google

girl: I found biber that cute guy on ggogle

girl 2: you mean google?

girl 1: no

akward silence

girl 2: hey how's your mom

by makz July 13, 2012

Chinese Safety Goggles

Chinese Safety Goggles. When you dont have any safety goggles on hand and need to protect your eyes, you simply squint. Looking like a china-man and protecting your peepers.

John: "Hey Brian arent you going to use some safety goggles when you are tearing apart that tile floor?"

Brian: "Naw bra I dont need them. I have my Chinese Safety Goggles on. I never leave home without these baddies."

by Brain the Great January 28, 2010