goblin cockie

a fan of the band known as "Goblin Cock"

or a masochist

That dude is totally a Goblin Cockie

goblin cockie by tarljohnson1 August 24, 2023

Goblin Weed 

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

Goblin Weed by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023

Goblin-Mode 

Goblin Mode is done during sex, when you are having intercourse, you thrust faster while making cackling noises (laughing like a witch), then when your close to finishing, you pull out then jump and run around like a goblin while jizzing everywhere (while cackling like a witch).

God my husband went Goblin-Mode last night!

Goblin-Mode by RumpleShnopskins October 8, 2023

Goblin Boogercock

A filthy degenerate goblin with a very boogery cock. Also known as a filthy tiny hat or money grabbing freshly mutilated baby dick sucker who hates goyim.

Check out Goblin Boogercock over there... his "people" own the banks and 96% of the media.

Goblin Boogercock by ThisGoyimKnows1488 December 23, 2023

Goblin Defense 

"The Goblin Defense" is a legal term popularized by the streamer / youtuber vash. This legal term is Used when someone is accused of being a pedophile such as vash, and his legal counter argument to it is. I thought they were short stacks Like how goblins are drawn in porn.

"The vibe that I got was like short stack thick Kind of thing you know what I mean uh Like the way uh like goblins get drawn in porn" aka the Goblin Defense

Goblin Defense by Thelegalturkey February 12, 2024

Goblin of the year award 

An award handed out to the current years greatest goblin (chosen by the 5 democratically nominated wisest goblins) during the annual goblin festival, during said festival, multiple other goblin related activites are also usually participated in.

"Yo bro are you going to the goblin festival this year?" - Goblin 1
"Yeah! I hope ill be nominated for the goblin of the year award this time!" -Goblin 2

Goblin of the year award by Gooblebob Wibber Moop the 4th February 19, 2024

Goblin Drill 

When three or more dudes, all of whom are under 5 feet in height, run a train on your mom.

Last night I saw the most wild goblin drill I have ever seen in my existence.

Goblin Drill by rdmontgomery04 March 17, 2024