Heaven's Gatist

1. Someone relating to or professing the Heaven's Gate cult and it's teachings.
2. A person who is a member of the Heaven's Gate cult.

1. Dan, before my head gets sliced by this woodcutter. I have something to tell you... Michael Vlokozu wasn't a Scientologist... He was a freaking Heaven's Gatist.
2. You know what the worst part is, Logan called Mikey a Heaven's Gatist and Scientologist.
3. Listen here, Ma'am, I am not a freakin' Heaven's Gatist! I am not associated with the group, nor have I ever been in the group!

by JMReader June 13, 2021

The Great Goatse

The Great Goatse is the new and improved version (Made by me) the the well known book "The Great Gatsby". Same plot but much, much, much, more goatseing

bro, i just enjoyed The Great Goatse book, it's like The Great Gatsby but with more goatseing

by thegreatgoatse November 28, 2021

Honey crunches of goats

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.

"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, HONEY CRUNCHES OF GOATS!!!!!!"

by EatAnKlok February 13, 2022

goating

The act of 'goating' or to 'goat' oneself, is to piss your pants in a public place when under the influence of alcohol

Benny goated himself in McDonalds on New Years Eve with his erstwhile companion Timothy. He then twatted an Iraqi

by Scruttock March 21, 2005

goats ass

{goats ass} is when it feels like you have to wipe your ass all the time, or you spray mud and it feels wet after the wipe

i have goats ass and i cant get rid of it

by corey March 22, 2005

Gratisfaction

Similar to satisfaction but it is had by strictly female population. Commonly used in northern NJ, specifically sussex county.

I get my satisfaction while she gets her gratisfaction

by room718 February 25, 2010

goatse

The single most masturbated over image on the internet.

Beautiful.

That goatse get me so rock that when I fist my prostate I wanna spunk up my nuts through my pee pee hole.

by Steve Cee. May 10, 2006