Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022

garfunkel

To get rid of the less talented or useful item in a set.

The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.

Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!

I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.

by Fran LeMoine October 1, 2005

garf

abbr. "Garfinkles"

Used to express dissatisfaction, disgust or annoyance.

Originated in Whistler, Canada

That chick was so garf

by CaroN May 3, 2005

garfield

A bad idea that is accepted by the masses and made good through stupidity.

eat shit, ten billion flies can't be wrong!

by masked_mockingbird March 18, 2004

Garf

The best DnD character to ever exist.

Garf is the best DnD character ever.

by BazingaBoyWhipAndNaeNae March 28, 2019

Garf

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by Your Local Happy Tree Friend August 20, 2021

John Garfield

The original rebel, movie star of the 1940s and late 1930s. He is one of the most underrated stars of all time, probably because he was blacklisted from film for supposed relations to communists.

James Dean has got nothing on John Garfield...Garfield was the ORIGINAL rebel.

by REginaSPEKTor April 18, 2008