by sanikk June 26, 2020
by maemae0608 December 18, 2019
"Okay, I've just got to get it off my chest - I slept with your girlfriend. And her sister. And her mom. But don't ask about any family pets."
by M. W. B. July 29, 2006
Having someone masturbate you with one hand, then catching the jizz in a mug that they are holding with the other.
"I met an interesting girl/boy last night. Gave me a right good old mugging off."
or
"I was down at Whatever Bar this weekend. The number of people who were looking to get mugged off was surprisingly low" / "Really? There must be a mug shortage in town".
or
"Had a disappointing evening. Got mugged off with a flimsy plastic cup." / "Well, ceramics is a dying art."
or
"I was down at Whatever Bar this weekend. The number of people who were looking to get mugged off was surprisingly low" / "Really? There must be a mug shortage in town".
or
"Had a disappointing evening. Got mugged off with a flimsy plastic cup." / "Well, ceramics is a dying art."
by autodefa June 12, 2015
In the days of early politics after 1776, long before television and radio, political candidates would stand on wooden boxes, often ''soapboxes'', in the town square in order to address large crowds. The term soapbox stuck, and ever since then has been used in instances when somebody tries to preach his or her personal views.
There goes Mary trying to tell everyone how to live, I think I'll tell her , ''Get down off your soapbox''.
by Nishnob September 22, 2017
Person 1: So, I was getting a load off and then my girlfriend walked in.
Person 2: Ouch, what an FML moment. Did she help?
Person 2: Ouch, what an FML moment. Did she help?
by Mr. Solo Dolo May 31, 2009
v. To be the first to use something.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.
by etymographer October 25, 2006