gezer

A person who is annoyingly enthusiastic asking far too many questions and demanding answers!

Person who sits on forums asking loads of questions about stuff while thinking they know what they are actually talking about, what a gezer!

by Matty Purvis August 25, 2010

Union Glazer

a guy in a porno who comes in from off-set to ejaculate on the girl at the end of the scene; the face is usually not shown to make the audience believe this is the same man's penis as in the rest of the scene

Matt just got a job as a union glazer because he can get off very easily and his loads are huge

by janseph December 1, 2010

geaser

someone tough. Not old, but tough. and humble. not some jersey shore douche who does steroids.

Yeah these puffs dont mess with him, they know hes a geaser.

by Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 14, 2010

Geezer Funk

That smell that all old people smell like. It has no better description. it smells like Stetson and Mothballs. Also known (by me) as Foagy Funk, and Old Man Stink.

think of your own fucking example, this site keeps telling me i didnt use the word GEEZER FUNK and makes me retype this, so fuck it.

by Arin Jessup May 21, 2007

Geezer teeth

The horrible set of protruding discoloured teeth that enable pommy's to talk with that ridiculous accent.

The Queen is the biggest geezer teeth of them all.

by springfield cop November 4, 2008

Mirror Gazer

A person that only goes into the gym in order to have a social excuse to look at them selves in the mirror.

Typical behavior is a man doing curls while being 6 and 3/4 inches from the mirror staring at his self.

Also will lift up his shirt to see his "abs" or wink at himself

Potential douche bag lifting 6 and 3/4 inches from mirror

guy 1 " he is such a mirror gazer"

guy 2 "what do u mean?"

Newly realized douche bag lifts up his shirt and winks at himself

guy 2 "what a douche"

by Chakka13 August 11, 2010

Julius Geezer

A senile old man who believes he is still in control,
but really isn't.

Abe is 95 years old and still comes to the office every day.
He thinks he rules this company like Caesar ruled Rome,
but nobody listens to him anymore.
We call him Julius Geezer.

by goldandsilverowner August 14, 2010