Garrett

A person who you thought could be so sweet, but ends up being just a dick. He makes you smile, but then stabs you in the back and makes fun of you. You don’t need a Garrett in your life.

Person 1: Wow, I can’t believe that Cody said that to Daren.

Person 2: That’s so Garrett of him.

by BananaBoat_** August 16, 2019

Gared

A drug addict but also a sweetheart

Me: I love you Gared
Gared: *rips bong* thanks

by do you guys like nuts? June 22, 2020

Garrett

A FUCKIN HOE

Yo Garrett is a hoe

by Broccolianfdo May 8, 2019

garret

a redneck car racer who is gay and is probally sucking rn

Damn that guys really pulling a garret right now if you know what i mean

by pika1000 bbbbb November 21, 2019

Garrett

Fat ass bitch who never wants to do anything social. Will do anything to sit in bed all day.

(Guy): why didn’t Garrett come hang with us?
(Guy 2): he is too busy being fat and playing Xbox.

by Peter griffin February 3, 2020

Quarter Black Garrett

Loyal producer of Louder With Crowder and all around good guy. He is a quarter black.

Quarter Black Garrett is joining the stream? Awesome.

by Actual Patriot September 10, 2021

Garrett

A Garrett is a small gay elf. it plays with balls yet it insults everybody else for things that don't fit in its anus. often thinks its cooler then everyone. nobody likes a Garrett. See Also Dutch

"Bobby acts like such a Garrett, we should stone him!"

by anonymous6969969669 September 27, 2013