gaddakadak

comedy term for a South African or if just "gaddaka" repeated - a mocking of the staccato nature of the Afrikaans language

"She's speaking gaddakadak" - She's speaking south african
"Putney is full of the gaddakdaks?" - 'Putney is full of South Africans'
"Gaddakkadakkagadakagadakadakkadak" - 'ek praat Afrikaans'

by dave gregory May 28, 2006

Chet Gadarick

he died in 1986, he is still alive in my tits, why wont you bark the dog todd,well when will you be done doing the laundry john cena, back off my cat Kurt Angle,oh so thats why my boots are cold and you are way too affraid for my plate job action figure!!!

god: you know what i am sick of you chet

chet: i like Plate jobz

God:just go to hell already

Chet:george straight is my hero

God:ok chet gadarick, its hell fo you!

Chet:woooooooooo

(IN HELL)
Satan: chet bawl to me

Chet: i love you dad

Satan: what fool

Chet: can i scrape your wallet

Satan: god your annoying, your going back on earth!

(ON EARTH)

Chet: what am i going to do now

Mr.Zimmermann: what are you doing chet. we dont do that here! so get over it!

by james franks the 3rd February 26, 2005

Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

by MIKE March 19, 2004

gandalf

To mess up or die in an exceedingly excessive manor. Source: Gandalf's death scene - fighting the demon all the way to lower-earth, and also Gandalf the Beta fish. Gandalf impaled himself on a spiky plastic plant - from gill through eye.

Example 1: "Dude, you totally gandalfed yourself last night proposing to Jenny. An oversized engagement ring around your pecker is not romantic."

Example 2: "Did you see that wreck on the 405 last night? That girl was totally gandalfed."

by NoSugarAdded June 8, 2007

Gandalf the Gay

A fucking retarded wizard from lotr. He is so very horny for Saruman the Many Colored. Play on words.

You're a fucking Gandalf the Gay.

by Popposs December 28, 2011

gandalf

a terrible and or unfunny joke/sarcastic comment or supposedly funny statement
used as a verb or adjective.
people considered gandalf are often rejected from friendship groups etc

person 1: why was the chicken so happy?
person 2: why?
person 1: because everything was eggcelent!
person 2: thats a gandalf (or just plain 'gandalf')

person 1: god that guy is such a gandalf
person 2: ikr

by vrysrslysrs September 25, 2010

gandalf

a gent with long grey pubic hair

you gandalf cunt and grey pubed mother fucker

by THE PAMSTER May 21, 2007