greag

When somebody’s literally the ugliest person alive and can’t get into a relationship. Maybe it’s because they have a small penis. Or long vaginal flaps.

Sam is so greag it’s embarrassing!

by Superficial alligators July 5, 2018

Gerald

A big boy with even bigger ears

Dean made this so eat me Gerald

by DeanR420 September 27, 2019

Gerald

The goop found in the foreskin of uncircumcised men mostly from Russia and Iran.

Common name in Russia for men that don’t know when to shut their whore mouth.

Boris used a warm towel to wipe the Gerald off his pecker.

by Ivan kikdovagin January 3, 2020

Geal

Geals are kind hearted people, they can easily socialise with others with their kind words and gestures that they spread like a goddamn disease. They generally tend to be the kind sibling of the family with the other being a hentai addict that possibly likes kids. They also tend to have friends with completely different personalities and can make them very easily. But they have a type for bad people, typically going for Logan's. U can never have a good Geal without a bad Logan. Overall A Geal is a good person to talk to and have as friend.

Logan: Egg 👍
Geal: Wanna date?
Logan: Ok ☠

by Lifeisok_ December 17, 2021

Gerald Ford

When a male has a semi or half erection; i.e. your cock is half-mast like a flag when a President dies.

Todd: For some reason I couldn't get it all the way up last night.

Dan: Oh........you had a Gerald Ford?

or

Vanessa: You have a Gerald Ford again? Do we have to have sex?

by d b January 2, 2009

gralph

adjective

a very interesting mix of being high and drunk at the same time. generally, this occurs through the use of alcohol and marijuana, but could be encounterd through many types of drugs as well.

after consuming a bottle of Captain and smoking a blunt, Kristen and Melissa were both very gralph.

by Kris and Mel July 28, 2008

greacy mutton

a term used for when a onld lady usually between the age of 70-80 finds her sex drive again only to find her pum is all dryed and old. so mass lubercation is needed.

"dude y did u fuck that gilf"
"i dunno man big mistake tho she had a greacy mutton"

by 02ginge February 9, 2009