grandpa tan

A tan that has an orangish tint and on an older male or female with wrinkles.

Yo you vegan nerd u have a grandpa tan LOL

by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019

grandpa tan

A type of a tan line where usually old people that have a tan line that is tan only on the limbs but pale on the chest and stomach. Grandpa tan is similar to a farmers tan.

“Why do you have a grandpa tan, gramps?”

by HowYaFeel June 9, 2019

Ultra Ultimate Grandpa

The rejected Pillar Men, only seen in the OVA with Ricardo Milos, and Sans Undertale. He is an all-powerful being, trained by Goku, Allah, and the Arabic store clerk that works at that one liquor store. He has faced ゴゴ「One More Time」ゴゴ before, but only in the manga. There is a cult to praise the UUG, called The UUG Fanculb.

Matthew "OMG SAFWAN ULTRA ULTIMATE GRAMPA MADE IT IN SMASH"
Safwan "OMG NO WAY, LETS GO SEE Ultra Ultimate Grandpa"

by ZionOverHeaven June 19, 2019

grandpa

the guy that wants to talk about a book that he read about ww2 at thanks giving

shut up grandpa

by bot .exe October 8, 2019

Uncle Grandpa

When your Step-Grandpa has an affair with your biological aunty, then marries her. Technically not insest, but still immoral.

He used to be my Grandpa by marriage (step) but had an affair with my aunty, so grandma kicked him out and he married aunty. He used to be grandpa, but now he is my uncle ... my uncle grandpa

by anon-nz August 10, 2019

Micheals Grandpa

This Grandpa is one of a kind. During mass, he rapes his grandson by burring his fingers deep into his tight butt hole. He is a professional rapist. He also during the week days parks his truck outside of the church and jacks off in it for two hours straight. He is awaiting the next butt hole to stretch. He especially likes stretching 4 year old boys. Who will be the next victim of his 14 inch cock?

Micheals Grandpa is gay.

by Beth Jerry April 16, 2018

frosty grandpa

The act of shoving frozen bread inside of your rectal cavity

Dude I gave my dog a frosty grandpa

by Doctor Allen December 15, 2017