Gobble Goozie

Ever seen a man churn butter on his whore? Well it’s like that but the man then eats the churned butter like a fucking cake. The girl farts while he is eating it out.

My husband gobble goozied my ass last night and now I’m afraid to fart because my ass is so loose

by anonymous September 21, 2021

Gobble neck

Insanely good oral sex performed on a man

Malik: Boy NayNay just gave me some gobble neck. Shit was hitting.

John: *makes turkey noise*

Malik: *repeats turkey noise*

by SladeTheSupreme September 16, 2017

Gobble gobble

That has to be teresa

Have you seen gobble gobble??

Yes in Ipswich

by Natbatnat99 June 23, 2023

Gobbleness

The art of doing extra gobble gobble

The Turkeys were showing off there extreme Gobbleness!

by anonymous November 26, 2020

Hob-Gobbled

When someone does something half way, or is lazy about it.

He should have done a better job of cleaning up the yard, looks like he just hob-gobbled it.

Well that looks hob-gobbled! She could have taken her time and did it right!

by Lunar Momma May 29, 2024

gobbles

Gobbles is a goldfish who was much loved. He sadly forgot how to swim and so he was flushed down a toilet. Ever since Gobbles was flushed two girls have been looking for him ever since.

Gobbles was nowhere to be seen.

by Lesie Sack February 26, 2021

Gobble

An action of a douchbag who gobbles dicks

Chad gobbles

by No jews October 6, 2018