The mantra you say as a dude when you're in your 50s at a bar or lounge, and you're still crushin' it with a vast age range of attractive ladies.
Glenn is a confident and jovial light skinned black man well into his 50s, who easily presents as a forty-something year old. He's strikingly chiseled like a spry linebacker, wearing a form fitting poly-blend t-shirt, a baseball cap--backwards--and break away magnetic reading glasses that comfortably rest on his swole traps when not in use.
Glenn is gregarious. He has a grin from ear-to-ear, an infectious laugh, and he will happily buy a shot of life for a young, fun lady and her friend who approach him in a likely attempt to rub up against his mature, yet muscular frame. Glenn is not afraid to roll solo to a bar or nightclub where most of the patrons are younger than him.
In summary, if you're a dude who's chasing tail, and you see a "Glenn"--get in his orbit, and good things are bound to happen for you! Soon, you'll be glennnnning!!!!
Glenn is a confident and jovial light skinned black man well into his 50s, who easily presents as a forty-something year old. He's strikingly chiseled like a spry linebacker, wearing a form fitting poly-blend t-shirt, a baseball cap--backwards--and break away magnetic reading glasses that comfortably rest on his swole traps when not in use.
Glenn is gregarious. He has a grin from ear-to-ear, an infectious laugh, and he will happily buy a shot of life for a young, fun lady and her friend who approach him in a likely attempt to rub up against his mature, yet muscular frame. Glenn is not afraid to roll solo to a bar or nightclub where most of the patrons are younger than him.
In summary, if you're a dude who's chasing tail, and you see a "Glenn"--get in his orbit, and good things are bound to happen for you! Soon, you'll be glennnnning!!!!
EXAMPLE 1:
Liam: "Hey bro, I'm having no luck with the ladies tonight."
Steve: "You should go hang out near that styling brother over there and you'll be glenning in no time!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: "Yo Coach! Did you just see that girl stick her tongue down Glenn's throat?!"
Coach: "Uhhh...yeah. Can you say glennning?!"
Liam: "Hey bro, I'm having no luck with the ladies tonight."
Steve: "You should go hang out near that styling brother over there and you'll be glenning in no time!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Jack: "Yo Coach! Did you just see that girl stick her tongue down Glenn's throat?!"
Coach: "Uhhh...yeah. Can you say glennning?!"
by Lloyd Braun 32550 October 18, 2017
Get the Glenningmug. 
Sluts and whores live in this town and is a ghost town like Minooka.. No wonder this shit still exists today.
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
Get the Homer Glenmug. Glen is a master at basketball and pulling chicks, but he only wants one girl, but she doesn't even know he exists.
by otherwoman October 20, 2022
Get the glenmug. Glen Marie is a beautiful girl with so much insecurities with herself but she never wished to change anything about her, as she was grateful and know how to value the life.
She was define as sweet, smart, soft and warm, gentle, kind, shy, and burst of bubble. But she viewed herself as courageous and competent woman. Who is willing to fight for her family and love ones.
She is willing to explore and try new things but eventually she will comes back at her comfort zone. Since she believes that certain things are worth to keep than to stuck in the middle of nowhere, and she is often overthinking of worse scenarios.
On the top of that, she has a pure heart. The reason why people misunderstood her as being too sensitive and sometimes dramatic. And most of all, she is terrified of love.
She was define as sweet, smart, soft and warm, gentle, kind, shy, and burst of bubble. But she viewed herself as courageous and competent woman. Who is willing to fight for her family and love ones.
She is willing to explore and try new things but eventually she will comes back at her comfort zone. Since she believes that certain things are worth to keep than to stuck in the middle of nowhere, and she is often overthinking of worse scenarios.
On the top of that, she has a pure heart. The reason why people misunderstood her as being too sensitive and sometimes dramatic. And most of all, she is terrified of love.
Friend: look Glen Marie! I just caught him staring at you. I think he is really into you. Isn't he cute?
Glen Marie: Nah, thanks!
Glen Marie: Nah, thanks!
by Penwrites June 8, 2021
Get the Glen Mariemug. So today I checked in to a hotel and the company card bounced, the supervisor acted like a Glens Falls Tool
by joekr December 8, 2012
Get the Glens Falls Toolmug. there are no words except insanely handsome, funny, and let’s face it there are not enough words to describe a specimen as beautiful as he is
by roostershangman July 5, 2024
Get the glen powellmug.