Turd fishing is when the water level in a toilet is very high; or a man's penis is recovering from a hard-on and is still semi-erect and the end of his penis is submerged like fishing bait. Much like fishing but in a toilet so therefore fishing for turds.
"Holy shit man those, toilets are insane I had a nibble from a foot long whopper because I was turd fishing for so long!"
by Grant_man February 12, 2009
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almost every woman knows how to pussy fish to one extent or another.
almost every woman knows how to pussy fish to one extent or another.
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Get the Asian Fishing mug.During the act of male urination, when one wears more than one pair of pants (jeans, pajama's, and briefs). The swimming motion the persons hand makes going via their zippers/fly's to find their penis.
by SnookiezInc June 21, 2009
Get the dick fishing mug.the job in question is ejaculating during sexual intercourse. the origin of the phrase also relates to breen, in particular his inability to finish the job on two non-consecutive occasions.
the first time was with a rank year ten slut who was probably so loose that no friction was created, and therefore no-one would've been able to finish any kind of job up in there. this also led josh to make 'breen' calls on the female in question, but i digress...
the other time was when he was receiving head from his 'so-called girlfriend' (that's a direct quote) and he was unable to come. his excuse - he'd been so excited at the prospect of getting head that he had to wank.
what a fucking animal.
the first time was with a rank year ten slut who was probably so loose that no friction was created, and therefore no-one would've been able to finish any kind of job up in there. this also led josh to make 'breen' calls on the female in question, but i digress...
the other time was when he was receiving head from his 'so-called girlfriend' (that's a direct quote) and he was unable to come. his excuse - he'd been so excited at the prospect of getting head that he had to wank.
what a fucking animal.
breen is totally incapable of finishing the job.
of course you won't be able to finish the job if you mazz before getting head.
of course you won't be able to finish the job if you mazz before getting head.
by not michael, that's for sure November 12, 2004
Get the finishing the job mug.The act of going on a night out with the intention of sleeping with as many prostitutes as possible, risking many things including the contraction of many STDs.
Guy 1: Dude what did you do last night?
Guy 2: I ended up crab fishing and now my balls have swelled twice their size.
Guy 1: Sweet
Guy 2: I ended up crab fishing and now my balls have swelled twice their size.
Guy 1: Sweet
by WillT June 7, 2007
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