Flusterfuckstrated

An adjective describing an agitated individual who is withholding a strong desire to have sexual intercourse after a prolonged period of withdraw.

Damn I really wanted to Netflix and Chill with my man tonight but I just got my period. That makes me so Flusterfuckstrated.

by neverlandhoe August 27, 2016

Flush Misting

When you are finished with the toilet, but you stay seated whilst flushing to allow the mist produced by the toilet to caress your underside - creating a moist (but not wet) tingling sensation on the lower ballsack.

Neil: Am I the only person who uses the toilet for Flush Misting?

Dave: Yes, you weird, weird person...

by Neil'sDadisABumber June 10, 2016

Flust

Means to blush with frightening context.

I think John just flusted.

by Autozonebonedome March 28, 2019

Flusharoo Byebyepoopoo

What you call a toilet in the UK

Hold on mate i gotta use the Flusharoo Byebyepoopoo real quick

by Oklahoma_Man March 4, 2021

Flusify

To end someone

John: I fucked ur mom last night!
Michael: Shut up before I flusify you kid

by anonymous March 24, 2021

Rush Flush

The act of flushing the toilet immediately after you drop your business in a crowded bathroom, insuring the smell doesn't spread.

Girl 1: Damn, that was a long one, thank god I rush flushed in the bathroom.

Girl 2: Yea, before all the other girls in there could smell it and start laughing when you walked out.

by bbg100192 June 10, 2009

post-flush-safety-wipe

The act of wiping one or more times after flushing, so to assure of no leftover residue.

"Mister Nate used a post-flush-safety-wipe after using the work toilet."

by mister nate July 2, 2009