fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018

Fudge-knuckler

Common terminology for one who engages regularly in the act of fisting. May be used descriptively, or abusively at your own discretion. It is generally frowned upon, if assumed as a title.

Cad-flangin' dangle-hoppler! That sombanitch Carl is a damn fudge-knuckler! I figured him straight and narrow, but I guess he likes to play out back.

by STEFE November 30, 2010

Fudge Hangover

The stomach ache and general horribleness you feel after consuming too much fudge

Sorry I can't come, I ate too much fudge and now I have a horrible fudge hangover

by TheMostAmazingPersonToEverExist August 18, 2015

packs fudge

1) A person who likes to go in the rear door. Not always a Gay Male, but it quite often is
2) A person who works at a desert shop could often fit this category.

Joe is a little out there, he works at a shop on the boardwalk and I 've been told he packs fudge, especially chocolate. He wants to do it every day.

by baycer2 July 5, 2016

fudge snake

Human feces

Off. I just stepped on a hobo’s fudge snake.

by Pimplash July 31, 2023

Rail Fudge

That brown sheen of shit juice and remnants clinging to the penis after a surprise railing of your girl’s or guy’s ass.

Gimme a towel so I can wipe off this rail fudge.

My Grindr date left me with a mess of rail fudge.

The old lady was bent over so I just went in for the old rose bud and railed her turd chute till it was hanging out like a sock but she left me with some thick rail fudge. Could have scraped it off with a butter knife.

by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020

Fudge Flopper

A white girl that only dates and has sex with black guys.

I wanted to ask Trisha out this weekend; but I knew she wouldn't date a white guy like me, because she's a fudge flopper.

by Mitch B April 18, 2008