fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018

Fudge Goblin

First heard by the youtuber McNasty. Fudge Goblin refers to a long fudge like shit coming out of your "cornshoot" which is also known as, your asshole.

Man i'm really needing to shoot this fudge goblin out my cornshoot.
Friend: You sure do got a way with words man...

by SandyBeaks August 13, 2022

Fudge Hangover

The stomach ache and general horribleness you feel after consuming too much fudge

Sorry I can't come, I ate too much fudge and now I have a horrible fudge hangover

by TheMostAmazingPersonToEverExist August 18, 2015

Fudge-knuckler

Common terminology for one who engages regularly in the act of fisting. May be used descriptively, or abusively at your own discretion. It is generally frowned upon, if assumed as a title.

Cad-flangin' dangle-hoppler! That sombanitch Carl is a damn fudge-knuckler! I figured him straight and narrow, but I guess he likes to play out back.

by STEFE November 30, 2010

Nipple Fudge

The fudge coloured prenatal ooze that slowly ermerges from a woman's nipples before regular milklactation starts.

John said, "oh Mary look, u have a bit of nipple fudge on the left one today."

by Sas_quatch January 19, 2016

Fudge Mouth

The fecal ring left around the mouth of the recipient of a fudge missile.

Chelsea had fudge mouth after waking up from a night of drinking.

by DL6996 September 30, 2012

fudge nuggets

another word of “frick” or “fuck”

oh fudge nuggets i left my sunglasses on the counter at home

by i love dogs.com June 9, 2019