Simp/Fuckboy Hybrid

When a Simp exhibits Fuckboy behavior or when a Fuckboy has Simp tendencies.

Defined by exhibiting abnormal flirtatious behaviors.

"He's Simping over her but he's acting cocky".

Or

"He's acting very cocky towards her but he's trying to also be nice".

"He like a weird hybrid of Fuckboy and Simp! He's a Simp/Fuckboy Hybrid."

by Mininerd_ August 16, 2020

FBT fuckboy trash

A fuckboy who belongs in the trash! Nothing good comes out of a FBT (a Fuckboy trash). He Sleeps around, fucks anything with a pulse, poses to get laid yet is generally emotionally unavailable. Displays toxic tendencies (gaslighting, prides himself in his sexual conquests and idealizes hook up culture because it serves his selfish, self serving purposes.) Generally dishonest by being selectively honest. Untrustworthy, miserly with everything: time emotions effort communication money) that’s a FBT he belongs in the trash!

Sploosh Ahmed is a FBT fuckboy trash
Oh no! You hooked up w him? He’s a FBT (fuckboy trash)
Dump him, he seems like a typical FBT (FuckBoy Trash)

by Kuukuu September 8, 2020

fuckbit

Adjectival Noun, /fʌkbɪt/

A measurement of attention defined as the information absorption rate by number of fucks given per second or,

((nepit/second)∙fucksgiven)/second

simplifying yields,

(nepit)∙fucksgiven)/(second^2)

1.) That guy wasn't paying a fuckbit of attention to the world around him.

2.) I swear, her attention span isn't even 3 fuckbits.

by ArmandoJenkins September 23, 2014

fuckboy

A person who likes to use provocative language toward or around girls. Usually with a name like; Sam; James; Mason.

The new kid's name is Sam. He must be a fuckboy.

by Yahdbdis April 10, 2017

fuckboy on a tricycle

Basically a fuckboy riding around in a tiny tricycle

Guy: Hey bae wassup
Other guy far away: See that guy? going around to every girl in the school, like a fuckboy on a tricycle. He just wants to antagonise us.

by GSA84 September 1, 2020

Promo Fuckboy

A low level, narcissistic event promoter who burns everyone he comes in contact with. Usually thinks they're the shit. Has a facebook group specifically dedicated to exposing his bullshit.

Promo Fuckboy Nick Schreiber tried to book me again, I'd rather never play a show again than play for him

by ohlookanothernickschreiberissu September 23, 2018

Fuckbook

An alternate name for Facebook when a slutty female decides to take trashy/clothless pictures in order to get 30+ likes. These unfortunate attention whores are usually bashed because of their trashy actions due to mental issues, attention seeking problems, and/or they were molested or raped as a child or fantasize about it. These type of people ruin Facebook. These type of people deserve no respect. Total scum -____-

Example 1: A girl who decides to put on a bikini and take pictures of her bare body to seek the wrong kind of attention.

Example 2: A girl who poses in a slutty/trashy way, almost like a porn star or worse.

ETC.

Dialogue...

*Alex browses through Facebook and spots a picture of a girl who is 99% naked*

Alex: Wtf? Dude, this chick needs to put some clothes on. This is Facebook, not Fuckbook. If I wanted to see porn, I'd go to Spankwire!

by MrStud August 7, 2011