A short, yard gnome looking male, that is extremely creepy (also known as C.G.) around the work place. He usually hits on girls in the office and is known to have multiple HR pending cases against him. You can usually find this short perverted little man lurking into the women's bathroom at work.
by Johnson619 August 14, 2008
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Get the forward skateboard mug.Forgertruism is a Portmanteau of Forgery and Altruism.
A forgertruistic person acts as an accomplice in a forgery that he/she didnt plan but 'abets in' selflessly without any ulterior motive. (Except maybe self-gratification (without sounding too creepy ;))
A forgertruistic person acts as an accomplice in a forgery that he/she didnt plan but 'abets in' selflessly without any ulterior motive. (Except maybe self-gratification (without sounding too creepy ;))
I drafted an excellent recommendation letter for my friend today. Had to do it instead of her dumb professor. Oops, think I just committed Forgertruism ;P
Fyi, my frd's pursuing B.Arch((Not biatch, Read, Bachelor of Architecture) :)
Fyi, my frd's pursuing B.Arch((Not biatch, Read, Bachelor of Architecture) :)
by Talk2D June 6, 2011
Get the Forgertruism mug.A common stand-up comedian technique where a subject is casually mentioned in a story that they will build upon in a later bit. Call-forwards are used to transition from a subject to a seemingly unrelated subject by dropping subtle references so that the subject being switched to does not seem out of place.
The opposite of a Call-Back
The opposite of a Call-Back
"When ever Bill Burr does a Call-Forward statement about the elderly I know that I am about to hear a transition to a joke about old people dying"
"Son, as much as we appreciate your knowledge of urban diction. It's probably the last thing your grandfather wants to hear on his deathbed."
"Son, as much as we appreciate your knowledge of urban diction. It's probably the last thing your grandfather wants to hear on his deathbed."
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