Flooring

Flooring, an alternate way to say getting pounded. This term can be used to say innuendos, or if you are trying to be indirect with your partner or friends.

Stan, "I heard you laid some hardwood flooring in Susan's bedroom last night"
Steven, "yeah I floored till the job was done"

by The_avid_smoker June 15, 2020

flooridiculous

The sudden urge to lay on the floor. The feeling that makes you want/need to lay on the floor (specifically).

*Claimed* This was an invented term as the word for this random and probably common desire remains unclassified!! :)

“I feel flooridiculous right now” “Don’t be flooridiculous” “I think I’m getting really flooridiculous” “I am a little flooridiculous but I will feel better once I’m on the floor” “sometimes you just need to be flooridicufied” 😂

by Flooridiculous Bish September 5, 2022

FLOOR SUSHI

when your chopsticks accidently fell to the floor

Ayyydin(example name): oh no, i dropped my chopsticks on the floor, i did a FLOOR SUSHI, oh no

by TheOnePieceIsReal February 28, 2023

Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.

Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.

by Putzppoomer November 17, 2016

Reverse Floor Machine

The act of defecating in the soap compartment of a floor cleaning machine. This causes anal excrement to be sprayed on the floor, as a substitute to the regular soap, when the floor machine is in use.

Anthony: "Did you see the floors? They are brown and smelly!"

Drew: "Yeah, I think someone used a Reverse Floor Machine on them, I would know."

by 50K All Day July 15, 2018

milwaukee floor buffer

A better version of the Wisconsin floor buffer. It involves quolls and toads. It doesn’t take much to figure out who comes out of the losing end on that one. Spoiler alert toads suck.

“Tommie if you don’t figure out how to spell your name Imma Milwaukee floor buffer yo toad behind”- worlds best quoll

by asssucker.48 November 29, 2018

Bathroom floor

Where most people go to cry or twerk

I’m very upset
I’m going to the bathroom floor

by Bill Thomas Edwin May 15, 2020