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Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way
After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet
by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022
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Youtube Flood

A massive upload of a song/video on Youtube by many users in one day. Most of these users did nothing to help create the content but would like credit for being the first one to show it to you.
OMG skrillex just put a free track out on beatport... here comes the youtube flood.
by xXGhostmanXx July 31, 2012
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Floods

When the girl is so horny she squirts everywhere in everything
The floods were so rapid
by Shameka w October 30, 2017
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Rum Flooding

When you runny shit in someones mouth so much that they suffocate and flood their entire body
Coroner : how did he die
Doctor: he was rum flooded whilst giving a rimjob
Coroner: what
Doctor: he was a victim of rum flooding
by Kinkmaster69 420blaze December 19, 2017
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Flood Juice

When your giving your woman a good lick, you hit the right spot and the flood gates open up.
When I gave my girlfriend head last night, her flood juice tasted amazing.
by Camobandit October 27, 2020
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flood the volcano

When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano
Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."
by BShaeffer September 21, 2018
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If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded

An expression describing the attractiveness of red heads and the wild wet ride they are
“See that beautiful ginger over there?”

You know what they say!!! If the roof is rusted, the basement is flooded.
by Mr_handzz July 29, 2025
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