Flobby Penis Syndrome

A medical disorder where blood flow to the penis is restricted, and may result in short limp erections. Other wise known as erectile dysfunction.

Guy: Man I feel bad for Chad, he has flobby penis syndrome, bro.

by Big Ballsy June 16, 2016

flobtobby

A big fat bald man that eats people out of house and home with thighs like tree trunks.

Oh look at Flobtobby over there he's eaten all the cake again.

by Tyrone Williams April 16, 2017

flobberstomp

The frumpy, jiggly, wobbly, mesmerizingly disgusting walk of a horribly overweight woman wearing shorts that are far too short.

Damn, did you see that land whale flobberstomping her giant ass into Wal-Mart?

by Flobberwatcher May 31, 2017

Flobblewitch

Flobblewitch is someone who thinks the world revolves around them (for example: a typical drama queen.... Now the absolute worstest strength they have is being spiteful. Oh gosh and guess what ??? They don't even have a single clue that they are doing it ....

She was being such a nasty flobblewitch towards her brother!

by Morgan loudenmilk July 13, 2017

floble cake

A multi-layer cake. Three or more cakes in one.

Usually prestige chiefs would go about the task.

The new chefs tried to perform a floble cake, and it ended up collapsing inside each other.

by Drk-IcE November 13, 2017

Flobbelydoo

some streamers half-baked idea for making a new word for pineapple

person 1: Hey, guys, can I make flobbelydoo a thing
person 2: sure let me make an urban dictionary page to make it real

by theblacknight456 July 26, 2018

Flobbing For Apples

The sexual act of farting out pellets while a female very sloppily eats your ass while blindfolded

I didnt really have to go, but she went flobbing for apples and was able to find herself a light snack

by Buckback Nasty January 10, 2019