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Finlay

Commonly thought of as a minor case of gonorrhea, but no, children, it is much more severe than that.

A "finlay" is a serious disease which could be correlated to chlamydia, but much worse. The symptoms of this disease are chronic stupidity, a prominent usage of 1337, and a slight case of complete confusion on one's gender.

Cause of "finlay" is the extreme love for jawnty, another extreme disease.

Preventions are to stay inside the boundaries of Canada and to GTFO the internets.
Jordan: So, uh, baby. Want to get some pizza later?
Co-worker at YMCA: Uh, gross. You got FINLAY!
Jordan: WTF! Only 'cause that slut Jessica gave me JAWNTY!

LULS!
by Jessica FAST! January 6, 2009
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Filanja

The name of a song written by Emily and Katherine. Based on Michael Jackson, often said with an "OW" infront of it.

Pronounced:
"Fill-an-jar

Also used to mean somebody is an "idiot".
Katherine: I forgot my Rollerblades for Rollerhockey.

Emily: Oh, your such a Filanja
by Filanja's October 21, 2008
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finland igloo

When a women has icy nipples and asks a man to shove a frozen dildo into her available holes
Man i gave her a finland igloo lasts night
by Bearpaw h christ December 18, 2013
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finlay reid

A very hot male, has a massive load (14+ inches)
Finlay: hey
Me: Finlay Reid has a big load
by Dave Johnson January 24, 2017
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Finlay

Is a male male gold digger he likes to get loads of girlfriends at a time for money.
"omg he is such a finlay"
by TheHelloGuy69420 November 2, 2019
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Finland

not a country: does not exist.
There is no such thing as Finland. What’s a Finland?
by imriddikulus September 28, 2020
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Kazakhs in Finland

When two women shove ice cubes up an anus and a cherry bomb right after that. The receiver must be ready to shit otherwise the experiment wouldn't work, then as the cherry bomb lights, there will be a cold and shit covered explosion within the anus which can form a sense of pleasure for some people. This will may be illegal in some countries as it can be seen as an attempt of rape.
"Yooo you know those Finnish chicks? They were committing the literal sense of 'Kazakhs in Finland' to Adam bro!"
by the nut nutter November 11, 2020
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